freaks and geeks

so i went to central camera today to buy film, and i really loathe going to that place. especially when i get waited on by this guy that reminds me that having breasts can really be an unfortunate thing. today he told me that to receive my staff discount he wanted a blood sample and a lock of hair so that he could clone me and make thousands of copies. but that's almost too stupid to mention. the real treat was leaving work today. I saw this homeless man on the corner of state and jackson. he had caution tape as a belt and was directing traffic like a symphony. he was so earnest, i didn't really know how to respond to the whole thing. it almost made up for having to be downtown for work in the first place.